Deuces

The glow of your skin. The flutters in your belly. The week by week inching out of your belly. Ahhhhh...pregnancy. I have heard women say they miss being pregnant. I'm baffled. 'Cause I do not miss it. I don't miss the constant doctor visits. I don't miss my middle finger that just stopped functioning and started hurting continuously. I don't miss my feet that began to swell to the point where I had to go buy new shoes. I don't miss the excessive tiredness. I just don't miss being pregnant. I feel like a new woman now that I am not preggers. I can see the lower half of my body. I don't need a nap after work (however, this will soon change), I can wear my old shoes. My middle finger works again. I can dance...or try to at least. It's great. So, until we meet again I'm happily throwing up the deuces to pregnancy. One of ya'll can go on and have it.